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6341. You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.

An emperical truth of the universe. See also Food, Health, Profanity.

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6342. Captain Awesome and Mr. Fabulous

I like to use this for two guys who are attached at the hip and they think they rock.

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6344. Marie Brizard

Undrinkable brand of fruit liquors that's also responsible for such bottom-shelf efforts as San José Tequila, Litchao, Old Lady’s Gin, and La Mauny Punch. See also Alcohol.

Added by Anthony on November 8, 2008| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6345. Captain N: The Game Master

With his trusty NES Zapper and Power Pad holstered in his belt, Kevin Keene and his band of unlikely heroes clashed again and again with the forces of King Hippo, Dr. Wily, and the infamous Mother Brain throughout the domain of Videoland. See also 80's, Cartoons, Video Games.

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Funny Things

6346. Dick Stick

The small, silver handle that flushes a urinal. Why's it called a dick stick? Well, think about the last thing your hand touches before you touch it. And then think about all the guys that preceded you. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Drinks

6347. Strawberry Yum-Yum

A strawberry drink mixed with rum and vodka. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Drinks

6348. Pepsi White

Ewww.

Added by Brian on November 2, 2008| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

6349. Freshen Up Gum Shop

Gum that bursts with flavored gel when you bite into it. The gum seemed innocent enough when I chewed it as a kid, but I've noticed it's since been sexed up as “The Gum That Goes Squirt”. See also 80's, Candy, Innuendo.

Added by Ryan on November 1, 2008| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

6350. Garden Variety

Especially when used to describe things that do not sound so innocent and commonplace, such as "garden-variety nuclear reactors."

Added by a Guest on October 30, 2008| Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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