Funny Animals

6391. Blue-Footed Booby

A awkward bird with blue feet.

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Funny Advice

6392. XYZPDQ

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Funny People

6393. Human Maypoles

Even better when people skip around said human maypole.

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Funny Things

6394. Ticket to Nowheresville

That's what you'll get if you keep on... fill in the blank. A sort of warning to stop what you're doing.

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Funny Things to Do

6395. Dying from Snorting Peas

Did anyone else's mother warn repeatedly of this fate? See also Anxiety, Vegetables.

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Funny Clothes

6396. Plastic Bread Bags Over Your Shoes

Worn between the shoes and the black rubber overshoes, then taken off (but not thrown away!) upon arriving at school. Very much a Northern thing. Abruptly stops at 7th grade, because that's just not cool, man. See also Food.

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Funny Foods

6397. Triple Whopper with Cheese

The inherently funny part is two-fold; one, they make it, and two, people order it; 1,230 calories, 82 grams of fat, 275 mg's of cholesterol, and 1,590 mg's of salt. Contained in this sandwhich is what many people eat in three days. See also Cholesterol, Fast Food, Meat.

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Funny Sayings

6398. Going Down Like a Homesick Mole

South African expression praising the first beer of the day. See also African.

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Funny Sayings

6399. All Your Base Are Belong to Us

A quote from the poorly translated video game "Zero Wing". This later went on to become an internet meme. See also Video Games.

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Funny Things to Do

6400. Stealing Someone's Lunch

What do you suppose bullies do with all the food they steal from the innocent? See also Bullies, Food.

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