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Funny Things to Do
6431. Giving Fives Between Free Throws
Make, miss, or airball, props for just getting rid of the ball.
Funny Insults
6432. D-Bag
Funny Things
6434. Pornstaches
E.g., the facial hair on this gentlemen holding a basketball. See also Hair.
Funny Foods
6435. Marzipan Shop
A sickeningly sweet almond paste shaped into barely edible, miniature fruits. See also Dessert.
Funny Phobias
6436. Rhabdophobia
Fear of being beaten by a rod or instrument of punishment, or of being severely criticized.
Funny Songs
6437. My Ding A Ling Shop
"When I was a little bitty boy, my grandmother bought me a cute little toy, silver bells hangin' on a string, she told me it was my ding a ling. My ding a ling, my ding a ling, I want to play with my ding a ling." Surprisingly, this was Chuck Berry's only number one song. See also Music, Singers, Sophomoric.
Funny Tattoos
6438. Mom
An "M" tattooed on each butt cheek so when you bend over it says "MOM" (or rather "M*M"). See also Crass.
Funny People
6439. The Guy from Full House Who Isn't Bob Saget or John Stamos
Whoever he is, he makes me giggle. See also Television.