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Funny Things to Do

6431. Peeing Into a Urinal With Both Hands in the Air

Even more impressive than peeing with hands on the hips.

Added by Frank on June 16, 2008| 1 Comment | 38 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

6432. McDonald's Southern Style Chicken Sandwich

Only because in the advertisement they point out that it's "garnished with PICKLES!" See also Fast Food.

Added by Frank on June 15, 2008| 1 Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

6433. Peeing Into an Urinal With Both Hands on the Hip

For those who really want to show off! See also Bathroom.

Added by pianomaster42 on June 15, 2008| Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

6434. Abstinence Sweatpants

Now on sale at K-Mart. See also Sex, Teenagers.

Added by Ryan on June 14, 2008| 3 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

6435. Premature Joculation

The act of celebrating an event before the outcome has been finalized. Usually results in one looking like a moron. See also Sports.

Added by Robyn on June 14, 2008| 2 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

6436. Are You Gellin'?

Advertising slogan for Dr. Scholl's Massaging Gel insoles. See also Shoes.

Added by Frank on June 14, 2008| 1 Comment | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

6437. Scrumptious

Word to describe a tasty food or individual. See also Food.

Added by a Guest on June 14, 2008| 1 Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

6438. Boogle

Name given to a group or pack of weasels. See also Animals.

Added by a Guest on June 14, 2008| 4 Comments | 39 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

6439. Extra-Fancy Ketchup

For when you want to give your burger the white glove treatment.

Added by Frank on June 12, 2008| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

6440. Skid

Short for skidmark I suppose—a human stain on the underwear of life. Excellent generic insult. See also Scatological.

Added by Robyn on June 12, 2008| 4 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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