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Funny Things
6431. Ticket to Nowheresville
That's what you'll get if you keep on... fill in the blank. A sort of warning to stop what you're doing.
Funny Things to Do
6432. Dying from Snorting Peas
Did anyone else's mother warn repeatedly of this fate? See also Anxiety, Vegetables.
Funny Clothes
6433. Plastic Bread Bags Over Your Shoes
Worn between the shoes and the black rubber overshoes, then taken off (but not thrown away!) upon arriving at school. Very much a Northern thing. Abruptly stops at 7th grade, because that's just not cool, man. See also Food.
Funny Foods
6434. Triple Whopper with Cheese
The inherently funny part is two-fold; one, they make it, and two, people order it; 1,230 calories, 82 grams of fat, 275 mg's of cholesterol, and 1,590 mg's of salt. Contained in this sandwhich is what many people eat in three days. See also Cholesterol, Fast Food, Meat.
Funny Sayings
6435. Going Down Like a Homesick Mole
South African expression praising the first beer of the day. See also African.
Funny Sayings
6436. All Your Base Are Belong to Us
A quote from the poorly translated video game "Zero Wing". This later went on to become an internet meme. See also Video Games.
Funny Things to Do
6437. Stealing Someone's Lunch
What do you suppose bullies do with all the food they steal from the innocent? See also Bullies, Food.
Funny Things to Do
6438. Taking Back the Night
And this time we're doing it for good. See also College.
Funny Advice
6439. Better to Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth than to Get Caught Looking in the Other End
See also Animals.
Funny Clothes
6440. Cagoule
A waterproof jacket, that by definition is either bright orange or bright yellow. Often worn by those over 40 with leather sandles and rainbow socks. See also Middle Age.