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Funny Advice
6412. XYZPDQ
Funny Things
6414. Ticket to Nowheresville
That's what you'll get if you keep on... fill in the blank. A sort of warning to stop what you're doing.
Funny Things to Do
6415. Dying from Snorting Peas
Did anyone else's mother warn repeatedly of this fate? See also Anxiety, Vegetables.
Funny Clothes
6416. Plastic Bread Bags Over Your Shoes
Worn between the shoes and the black rubber overshoes, then taken off (but not thrown away!) upon arriving at school. Very much a Northern thing. Abruptly stops at 7th grade, because that's just not cool, man. See also Food.
Funny Foods
6417. Triple Whopper with Cheese
The inherently funny part is two-fold; one, they make it, and two, people order it; 1,230 calories, 82 grams of fat, 275 mg's of cholesterol, and 1,590 mg's of salt. Contained in this sandwhich is what many people eat in three days. See also Cholesterol, Fast Food, Meat.
Funny Sayings
6418. Going Down Like a Homesick Mole
South African expression praising the first beer of the day. See also African.
Funny Sayings
6419. All Your Base Are Belong to Us
A quote from the poorly translated video game "Zero Wing". This later went on to become an internet meme. See also Video Games.
Funny Things to Do
6420. Stealing Someone's Lunch
What do you suppose bullies do with all the food they steal from the innocent? See also Bullies, Food.