Funny Sayings

6411. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

The triple-whammy of blasphemous exclamations. See also Religion.

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Funny Animals

6412. Blue-Footed Booby

A awkward bird with blue feet.

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Funny Advice

6413. XYZPDQ

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Funny People

6414. Human Maypoles

Even better when people skip around said human maypole.

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Funny Things

6415. Ticket to Nowheresville

That's what you'll get if you keep on... fill in the blank. A sort of warning to stop what you're doing.

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Funny Things to Do

6416. Dying from Snorting Peas

Did anyone else's mother warn repeatedly of this fate? See also Anxiety, Vegetables.

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Funny Clothes

6417. Plastic Bread Bags Over Your Shoes

Worn between the shoes and the black rubber overshoes, then taken off (but not thrown away!) upon arriving at school. Very much a Northern thing. Abruptly stops at 7th grade, because that's just not cool, man. See also Food.

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Funny Foods

6418. Triple Whopper with Cheese

The inherently funny part is two-fold; one, they make it, and two, people order it; 1,230 calories, 82 grams of fat, 275 mg's of cholesterol, and 1,590 mg's of salt. Contained in this sandwhich is what many people eat in three days. See also Cholesterol, Fast Food, Meat.

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Funny Sayings

6419. Going Down Like a Homesick Mole

South African expression praising the first beer of the day. See also African.

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Funny Sayings

6420. All Your Base Are Belong to Us

A quote from the poorly translated video game "Zero Wing". This later went on to become an internet meme. See also Video Games.

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