Funny Things

6411. The Guy Chair

Found in women's clothing stores everywhere and used to seat bored husbands and boyfriends, some of who are holding purses and most of whom are carefully avoiding eye contact. See also Furniture, Places.

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Funny Drinks

6412. Postum Shop

Instant, coffee alternative for people who like coffee, but don’t like coffee. See also Coffee, Elderly.

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Funny Foods

6413. Scrambled Eggs with Mustard

Inherently gross. Now eat your punishment eggs!

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Funny Phrases

6414. Bingo Wings

According to Wikipedia, "a slang term used to describe the build-up of fat and or flaccid muscle that hangs from the underside of the upper arms." See also Body, British.

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Funny Places

6415. Shickshinny, Pennsylvania

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Funny Tattoos

6416. Name of Girlfriend You've Since Broken Up With

My advice, wait until the wedding and the ring, then get the tat. Otherwise, it's the laser.

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Funny Places

6417. Hell, Norway

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Funny Things

6418. Fauxhawks

See also Hair.

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Funny Clothes

6419. Rubber Overshoes Shop

Most often seen in the Midwest, designed to protect your “good” shoes from moisture and salt.

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Funny TV Shows

6420. Supermarket Sweep

Television game show in which midwestern housewives try to fit as many Butterball turkeys as possible into a shopping cart and push it around at a high rate of speed. See also 90's.

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