Funny Jobs

6471. Carny

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Funny Sayings

6472. I Just Got Off the Horn

..and it turns out that only douchebags call a phone a "horn". See also Telecommunications.

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Funny Toys

6473. Get in Shape Girl

Toy line from the 80's that included "Bangle Bop Bracelets", "Rhythm and Ribbons", and "Burgeoning Body Issues". See also 80's, Exercise.

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Funny Names

6474. Hunter Chase Buck

Real name of someone from Carter County Kentucky. See also Southern.

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Funny Diseases

6475. Nintendonitis

Muscle pain around the hands and arms from playing Wii too much. This usually means you're addicted. See also Nerds.

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Funny Drinks

6476. Prune Juice Shop

Otherwise known as “nature’s laxative.”

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Funny Euphemisms

6477. Spoony Bard

Insult created for Final Fantasy IV back in the days when you couldn't curse in video games.

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Funny Questions

6478. What the C*ck is That Sh*t?

As asked by Sarah Silverman in Jesus Is Magic. See also Profanity.

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Funny Things to Do

6479. Loitering

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Funny Drinks

6480. Gorilla Fart

All of the junk from a bar poured into one drink. See also Alcohol.

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