Funny Phrases

6491. Critical Ass

The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks. See also Obesity, Profanity.

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Funny Clothes

6492. International Male

Online men's clothing catalog that claims, "Over the years, our name has become synonymous with our merchandise."

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Funny Nicknames

6493. DangerRoss

A combination of the word "Danger" and the name "Ross". The two thus combining to make a name very similar to "dangerous".

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Funny Phrases

6494. Making Whoopee

See also 70's, Sex.

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Funny Quotes

6495. "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?"

See also Television.

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Funny Things to Do

6496. Peeing Into an Urinal With One Hand on the Hip

Show-off! See also Bathroom, Men.

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Funny Words

6497. Hirsute

To be hairy or fuzzy. See also Body, Hair.

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Funny Things to Do

6498. Giving Fives Between Free Throws

Make, miss, or airball, props for just getting rid of the ball.

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Funny Insults

6499. D-Bag

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Funny Places

6500. Floyd's Knobs, Indiana

Who was Floyd anyway?

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