Funny Diseases

6751. Sicka Yer Shit

The patient complains that he or she's "had it", that they're in the right, or that they've somehow been tormented by the disease's carrier. Highly contagious and often contracted at work or even among family members. Early onset can bring irritation, pursed lips, lack of interest in meaningless tasks, and unexplained staring. See also Profanity.

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Funny Toys

6752. Gnip Gnop

Even funnier to play it. See also 70's.

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Funny Clothes

6753. Baby Doll Dresses

Speaking as a man—unattractive.

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Funny Phrases

6754. Full Blast

The optimal setting for car's air conditioner on a hot day.

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Funny Things to Do

6755. Clogging

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Funny Diseases

6756. Boogie Fever

Can pop up anywhere good music is played, i.e. in car, at home, at friends. Symptoms include dancing while sitting, drumming on something that is not a drum, or just getting up and dancing. See Isaac Hayes, James Brown, Curtis Mayfield, et al. See also Dances, Music.

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Funny Products

6757. Yosemite Sam "Back Off" Mudflaps Shop

I saw them on an APC in Iraq. Freakin' hilarious. See also Cars.

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Funny Songs

6758. Yes, We Have No Bananas Shop

Famous Billy Jones song from the 1920's. See also 20's, Food.

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Funny Clothes

6759. Fake Leather Jackets Shop

C'mon, be a man and save your money and then get a real leather jacket. You'll thank yourself.

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Funny Conveyances

6760. Mini Bikes

Gotta be homemade, small A-frame, usually a lawn mower or some other small engine, always smells like gasoline. Very loud rrringggg-rinngg sound, with pure blue smoke streaming out. The signature white trash creation. Believe me. I know.

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