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Funny Phrases
6751. In My Mind's Eye
You can rest assured that anything that follows this lead-in will be worth ignoring. See also Pretentious.
Funny Clothes
6754. Mesh Tank Tops Shop
No shirt, no service? The jokes on them when you wear a mesh tank top—the shirt so full of holes and so lacking in sleeves that it can barely be considered a shirt at all. See also 80's.
Funny Conveyances
6756. Conga Line
It might get you from point A to point B, but you'll sure look like a goof getting there. See also Dances.
Funny Drinks
6758. Garbage Can
A little squirt of every type of pop (or soda as you Americans say) available from the fountain. Also known as "Swamp Water". See also Children.
Funny Names
6760. Rohda Pickle
Honest to goodness name of a crazy lady I carded at my bar. See also Sophomoric.