Funny Sayings

6761. Tough T*tty Little Kitty But The Milk's Run Dry

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Funny Words

6762. Borborygmus

The sound of a belly that rumbles. See also Body, Flatulence.

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Funny Insults

6763. Piker

Per Merriam-Webster, "One who does things in a small way." See also Amateur.

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Funny Products

6764. Pooch Pants Shop

Diapers for sad, incontinent dogs. See also Dogs.

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Funny Things to Do

6765. Beating Somebody Up With An Umbrella

From little old ladies to Britney Spears, no one wielding an umbrella has ever commanded much respect.

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Funny Products

6766. The Urilift

A urinal that pops out of the ground at night. See also Alcohol, Bathroom.

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Funny Names

6767. Wishona Starr

Only superceeded by her mother, Dreamona. And yeah, I really know these people. They exist. Sadly.

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Funny Toys

6768. My Buddy Doll

Over-sized doll designed for young boys without friends. Ironically, owning a My Buddy doll only ensured that such a boy would remain friendless. See also 80's.

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Funny Drinks

6769. Buttery Nipple

It has some kind of alcohol, (I usually put in Kaluha or Tortuga Rum) and a crap-load of butterscotch. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Things to Do

6770. Wearing a T-Shirt and Nothing Else

I've heard Andy Richter refer to sleeping this way as "Porky-Pig-style". See also Clothes.

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