Funny Foods

6761. Half-Caf

The coffee equivalent of smart casual. See also Starbucks.

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Funny Words

6762. Ooshie

Pronounced "ew-she," this is something to can say when cold.

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Funny Words

6763. Salve

Just rub some salve on it. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Questions

6764. Where the Dick Am I?

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Funny Questions

6765. Does Santa Have a Pee-Pee?

Question asked by my three-year-old nephew this Christmas. See also Holidays.

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Funny Questions

6766. Mom, Do You Douche?

From a famously cringe-inducing commercial, question a daughter asks a mother during a beach stroll. See also 80's.

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Funny Clothes

6767. Goggles

Especially funny if worn by the fat kid swimming in a t-shirt at the pool.

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Funny Euphemisms

6768. G-Dammit

See also Blasphemy.

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Funny Foods

6769. Paprika Shop

My high school friend Tony used to whisper that this spice was the secret ingredient in his barbecue sauce.

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Funny Foods

6770. Goulash Shop

Eat your goulash! See also Hungarian.

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