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Funny Words
6772. Masticate
It really makes junior-high-age boys snicker when you say I hope you masticated at least thirty times at lunch today. See also Sophomoric.
Funny Animals
6773. Barn Owls
Funny Insults
6774. Dick
I know it's not terribly original, but it's still fun to call someone a dick.
Funny Things
6776. The Steagles
A professional football team created by combining the Pittsburgh Steelers and Philadelphia Eagles due to a player shortage during World War II. See also 40's, Sports, Teams.
Funny Advice
6777. Try to Keep It Between the Ditches
Advice to someone who's smashed yet insists on driving home anyway. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Animals
6778. Diving Horses
That's right, diving horses. See also Anthromorphication, Old-Timey.
Funny Diseases
6779. St. Vitus Dance
Also known as Chorea and characterized by irregular, dance-like movements and sometimes twisting and writhing. See also Dances.