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101. Hootchy Kootchy Shows
A sideshow act featuring suggestive belly-dancing. See also 20's, Old-Timey.
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104. Dad Humor
"Look, there's a flock of cows!"
"Herd of cows, Dad."
"Heard of 'em? There's a whole flock right over there!"
"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad."
"Dad, can you make me a sandwich?"
"Poof. You're a sandwich."
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105. Anvils
For some reason, more prone to falling in cartoons than in real-life. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing?
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107. Hurls
Untoward connotations aside, these are sticks used in the traditional Irish sport of "hurling". See also Irish, Vomit.
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108. Artist's Rendition
Probably inaccurate as to how extinct creatures actually appeared, but, hey, looks cool. See also Science.
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109. Side Hatches
Unless you want your evil plan foiled, best not to leave them unattended.
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110. The Popcorn Button
Conveniently placed on every microwave, but condemned on every bag of popcorn. Go ahead. Press it. See also Mysteries.