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121. Tiny Little Dinosaur Arms.
Rex. Seriously. You gotta start workin' out the upper body. See also Body, Dinosaurs.
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123. Baseballs with Blue Seams
There's always at least one in the bucket See also Baseball, Sports.
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124. Doomsday Device
Add this and/or a briefcase to any situation to make things immediately more interesting. See also Movies.
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125. Wavicle
A subatomic particle that acts both like a wave and a particle. See also Science.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing?
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126. Adamantium Steel
Fictional, indestructible metal alloy coveted by real, insufferable nerds. See also Comics.
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128. Meat Sweats
When you eat so much meat you break out in a sweat. A staple of American holidays like the Fourth of July, Thanksgiving, and whenever the McRib is in town. See also Fast Food.
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130. Gelmet
When someone uses so much gel that their hair becomes a protective device for their skull. See also Portmanteau.