Funny Things
Funny Things
173. Dick Stick
The small, silver handle that flushes a urinal. Why's it called a dick stick? Well, think about the last thing your hand touches before you touch it. And then think about all the guys that preceded you. See also Bathroom.
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174. Nail in a Stick
All-purpose tool for the coming economic crisis. See also Old-Timey.
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177. Ticket to Nowheresville
That's what you'll get if you keep on... fill in the blank. A sort of warning to stop what you're doing.
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178. Triple Entendres
The only one I can think of is Canadian drug-dealer turned wrapper Snow's debut album "12 Inches of Snow". See also Drugs.
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180. SkyMall
An airplane seat-pocket catalog that in a recent issue included such items as shoes with springs, the "Keep Your Distance" bug vacuum, a pet observation porthole for fences, a ten-minute marination machine, and an eagle-embossed denim jacket. See also Travel.