Funny Things
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151. Sensible Haircuts
A short, easy-to-care-for, overly-frosted mom 'do. Looks best when paired with mom jeans. See also Hair.
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154. Frisbeetarianism
The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and get's stuck. See also Religion.
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155. Office Holiday Decoration Safety Guidelines
Rules from HR regarding how you can and cannot decorate your cubicle for the holidays. Usually sent as an all employee email with an animated emoticon wearing a Santa hat. See also Holidays, Office.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny thing.
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156. Microphone Headsets on Aerobics Instructors
Especially funny when paired with a sweatband. See also Exercise, Gym.
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158. Anorexic Farts
There's nothing like the smell of a fart from someone who doesn't eat. See also Flatulence.
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159. Saw Paintings
Very big in Wisconsin. These are paintings, usually of nature scenes, done on the side of a hand saw in oil paint. See also Art, Wisconsin.
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160. 1970's Metal Lunchboxes With a Glass-Lined Thermos
For children. Inside a metal lunch box. Didn't matter if it was Barbie, Hong Kong Fooey, or Hot Wheels; the Thermos bottle had a glass lining. The lining would last approximately two days, if it didn't in fact break on the way to school. I remember actually pursing my lips and actually drinking my milk through the glass. It took the lunchbox people around eight years or so figure out that it was a bad idea. See also 70's, Children, Schools.