Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
242. Writing Lines
An archaic form of punishment that is now extinct outside of The Simpsons. See also Old-Timey, Schools.
Funny Things to Do
243. Blowing Yourself Up in a Chemistry Class
I don't think this actually happens in real life. See also Old-Timey, Schools, Science.
Funny Things to Do
244. Showing Up to a Party Early
As if this isn't funny enough on its own, it's even funnier if the host is wearing her curlers. See also Awkward, Old-Timey.
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Funny Things to Do
246. Driving Between the Wheels of a Semi-trailer Truck
A good way to escape a car chase in a movie. Or, you know, die. See also Cars.
Funny Things to Do
249. Sterilizing a Lethal Injection
I mean really, why? They're going to die anyway—why sterilize it?