Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
242. Starin' at Butts
1. Find an ashtray outside a building
2. Squat and just stare at it
3. Someone asks "what are you doing?"
4. Reply "Starin' at butts"
Funny Things to Do
243. Cutting a Hole in the Floor and Having Everything Fall but the Floor
Funny Things to Do
244. Shaking Your Head to Cure Embarrassing Conditions
Such as stars floating around your head, silly disguises, or even missing teeth. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
245. Creating a Cloud of Dust During a Fistfight
I've never been in a fistfight before, but I'm pretty sure that that's not how it works. See also Cartoons.
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Funny Things to Do
246. Falling and Leaving a Spread-eagle Shaped Crater
Funny Things to Do
247. Rubber Duckying
A real thing computer programmers do in which they explain their code to a rubber ducky in order to debug it. See also Computers, Toys.
Funny Things to Do
250. Writing Lines
An archaic form of punishment that is now extinct outside of The Simpsons. See also Old-Timey, Schools.