Funny Things to Do

261. Singing "Another One Bites the Dust" While Doing CPR

It's actually the right tempo, but for obvious reasons, the CDC recommends "Staying Alive" instead. See also Health.

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262. Bouncing a Croquet Ball

Thunk. See also Sports.

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263. Trying to Bend a Cracker

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264. Hitting Your Thumb with a Hammer

If cartoons are any indication, your thumb should swell to the size of a potato, turn red, and make a rubber sound. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.

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265. Pointing With Your Eyeglass Arms

Only legal in conference rooms. See also Office, Work.

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266. Opening a Piggy Bank with a Hammer

See also Money, Old-Timey.

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267. Squirting Whipped Cream in Your Mouth

See also Party.

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268. Going Into Another Room and Forgetting What You Had to Get

And going back to the first room and remembering it all again.

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269. Tying Bedsheets Together and Climbing out the Window

Sadly, children escaping their parents, inmates escaping prison, and people escaping fires have all fallen to their deaths doing this. See also Old-Timey.

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270. Wearing Your Tie as a Headband

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