Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
302. Gastromancy
Telling fortunes from the rumblings of the stomach. See also Magic.
Funny Things to Do
303. Trying to Stop Freddie Mercury from Having a Good Time
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing to do?
Funny Things to Do
306. Jumping into a Pond to Escape a Swarm of Bees
And using a reed as a snorkel until they go away. See also Insects, Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
307. Playing a Flute with Your Nose
Funny Things to Do
308. Blaming The Fish
"I am astounded, how could you blame me for farting? It was obviously the fish in my son's aquarium." See also Fish, Flatulence.