Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
311. Blaming The Fish
"I am astounded, how could you blame me for farting? It was obviously the fish in my son's aquarium." See also Fish, Flatulence.
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314. Drinking a Drink With a Spoon
It's like soup, and takes twice as long. See also Utensils.
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315. Using a Tampon to Stop a Nosebleed
It actually works. As a result, a buddy of mine carries a tampon in his first aid kit.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing to do?
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317. Using a Bra as a Parachute
Often done by small animals in cartoons. See also Cartoons, Lingerie.
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319. Barbarian Running
A sport in which you run as far as possible while yelling. If you breathe, you have to stop running.
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320. Tossing Popcorn and Catching It in Your Mouth
Usually results in a huge mess, but a much more fun way of eating it. See also Old-Timey.