Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
292. Striking a Match on Your Shoe
I've tried it in real life, but it never works. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
293. Climbing Up a Drain Pipe to Reach a Rooftop
Extremely dangerous in real life. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
294. Parking as Close as You Can to the Gym
Careful! You don't want to get too much exercise. See also Exercise, Lazy.
Funny Things to Do
295. Stepping on a Rake
Classic cartoon humor. Works with hoes as well. See also Old-Timey.
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Funny Things to Do
297. Capturing Brad Pitt and Forcing Him into a Birdcage
Not only a great conversation starter, but a wonderful decoration. See also Celebrities, Postmodern.
Funny Things to Do
298. Giving Birth in the Back of a Taxi
Funny Things to Do
299. Sending Messages by Throwing Bricks Through Windows
An old pastime of the Mafia. Makes the recipient have to pay for repairs, too! See also Crime, Old-Timey.
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300. Changing an F to an A by Drawing a Line Down the Right Side
A fail-safe way to make your report cards look better. See also Old-Timey, Schools.