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501. Noodle

A narrow strip of unleavened egg dough that has been rolled thin and dried, boiled, and served alone or in soups, casseroles, etc.; a ribbon-shaped pasta.

Added by a Guest on November 12, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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502. Puss

According to the dictionary, a person's face or mouth. See also Sophomoric.

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503. Smorgasbord

Same as a buffet, but more hilarious. See also Food, Swedish.

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504. Zaftig

Healthily plump and vigorous, often used to describe a large, happy woman.

Added by sharkweek on October 1, 2007| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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505. Pogonotrophy

Fancy word for the cultivation of a beard. See also Hair.

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506. Masticate

It really makes junior-high-age boys snicker when you say I hope you masticated at least thirty times at lunch today. See also Sophomoric.

Added by grouchyteacher on September 25, 2007| 23 Comments | You Like This |

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507. Block

Slang for head, as in "I'll knock yer block off!" See also 50's, Body.

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508. Meatus

A natural body opening or canal. See also Sophomoric.

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509. Zygomatic

A bone in your skull. See also Body.

Added by a Guest on June 16, 2007| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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510. Blamps

This is a wicked combination of bloating and cramps. I came up with this word about 28 days ago... See also Portmanteau, Women.

Added by Robyn on June 12, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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