Funny Words

Funny Words

501. Smorgasbord

Same as a buffet, but more hilarious. See also Food, Swedish.

Added by a Guest on October 8, 2007| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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502. Zaftig

Healthily plump and vigorous, often used to describe a large, happy woman.

Added by sharkweek on October 1, 2007| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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503. Pogonotrophy

Fancy word for the cultivation of a beard. See also Hair.

Added by a Guest on September 30, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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504. Masticate

It really makes junior-high-age boys snicker when you say I hope you masticated at least thirty times at lunch today. See also Sophomoric.

Added by grouchyteacher on September 25, 2007| 23 Comments | You Like This |

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505. Block

Slang for head, as in "I'll knock yer block off!" See also 50's, Body.

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506. Meatus

A natural body opening or canal. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on August 20, 2007| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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507. Zygomatic

A bone in your skull. See also Body.

Added by a Guest on June 16, 2007| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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508. Blamps

This is a wicked combination of bloating and cramps. I came up with this word about 28 days ago... See also Portmanteau, Women.

Added by Robyn on June 12, 2007| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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509. Assmosis

The process by which some people seem to absorb success by sucking up to the boss rather than working for it. See also Profanity.

Added by Robyn on May 31, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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510. Hobbledehoy

An awkward, gawky youngster existing somewhere between a man and a boy.

Added by Tyler on May 29, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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