Funny Tattoos
Funny Tattoos
41. Fauxtoo
Outside of MisShapes one night a drunken hipster was proudly showing me his "fauxtoo", which was a tattoo he had drawn on his arm with a Sharpie marker. It was a penis with boobs. See also Hipsters.
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42. Knuckle Tattoos
These always include a "profound" message or statement such as Love-Hate, or Life-Death. Check out this website for some prime examples.
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43. No Fear
No Fear is often found opposite a Bad Boy Club tattoo. Or maybe I'm just thinking of truck decals. See also 90's.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny tattoo?
Funny Tattoos
47. Two Rats Humping
Sounds strange, but my uncle actually has them tattooed on his tummy just below his belly button. See also Animals, Rodents.
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48. Tribal Tattoos
Can be found on the neck, back, and/or arms of over-tanned and overgrown men. Inquiries regarding the tattoo are always followed by a long-winded explanation of its "meaning."
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49. Tattooed Eyebrows
This condition seems to especially afflict the fair-haired grandmothers and great aunts of the South. See also Texas.
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50. Horsesh*t and Gunsmoke
Right arm "Horsesh*t." Left arm "Gunsmoke." See also Profanity, Western.