Funny Clothes
Funny Clothes
171. Jorts
Jeans plus shorts equal jorts. They simply look ridiculous and are incredibly uncomfortable. After 4th grade, retire these.
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174. Schmantz
The tight, lycra-blend, boot-cut, ubiquitous black pants girls wore to bars and clubs in the late 90's. See also 90's.
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175. Galoshes
Psst. Got something funnier? Add your own funny item of clothing.
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176. Dress Jeans Shop
Should return from the cleaners with a sharp crease. See also Denim, Middle Age.
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178. Sansabelt Mens' Pants Shop
Yes, there's actually a brand of mens' pants called Sansabelt that sells pantswell, how can I put thissans belt. See also Casual, Middle Age.
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179. Denim Pants Shop
I'm thinking of pants that are cut like slacks, but are made of denim. With pleats. Why not just wear jeans? See also Casual, Denim.
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180. BluBlockers Shop
Neither the sun nor the opposite sex stands a chance. See also 90's.