Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
171. Raisin Cookies That Look Like Chocolate Chip Cookies Are the Reason I Have Trust Issues
See also Dessert.
Funny Sayings
173. Life is Not a Fairy Tale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You're Drunk
See also Alcohol.
Funny Sayings
175. Money Doesn't Grow on Trees, It Grows in ATMs
Logic of a 6-year-old. See also Money.
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Funny Sayings
177. There Are 10 Types of People in This World: Those Who Know Binary, Those Who Don't, and Those Who Weren't Expecting a Base 3 Joke
See also Computers.
Funny Sayings
178. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Some Poems Rhyme, This One Doesn't
See also Poems.
Funny Sayings
179. Alle Dinge Hat Eine Ende, Nur Wurst Hat Zwei
German saying translating to, "All things have one end, only sausage has two". See also German.
Funny Sayings
180. Talking to your pets doesn't make you crazy. You're only crazy once they start talking back.
See also Pets.