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211. Knowledge is Knowing a Tomato Isn't a Fruit

See also Fruits, Vegetables.

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212. Schaefer is the One Beer to Have when You're Having More than One.

In other words, it's the beer to get drunk on.

This was the slogan of Schaefer Beer, a now defunct brand that at one time was the fifth-largest brewer in the United States and was particularly popular in Puerto Rico and Guam. See also 70's, Alcohol, Beer.

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213. Commas Save Lives

Let's eat grandma.
No.
Lets eat, grandma. See also Grammar.

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214. May the 4th Be With You

And that's why we celebrate Star Wars Day on May 4th. See also Holidays.

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215. You Can't Touch Music, But Music Can Touch You

See also Music.

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216. All Up in the Kool-Aid, and Don't Even Know the Flavor

Why you all up in my business? Mind your own.

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217. A Few Decades Ago, We Had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now We Have No Cash, No Hope, and No Jobs.

Pray that Kevin Bacon doesn't die. See also Celebrities.

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218. After Tuesday Even the Calender Goes WTF

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219. I'm Not Totally Useless: I Can be Used as a Bad Example

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220. Get Lost, Apple Sauce

See also 70's.

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