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211. You Can't Touch Music, But Music Can Touch You

See also Music.

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212. All Up in the Kool-Aid, and Don't Even Know the Flavor

Why you all up in my business? Mind your own.

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213. A Few Decades Ago, We Had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now We Have No Cash, No Hope, and No Jobs.

Pray that Kevin Bacon doesn't die. See also Celebrities.

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214. After Tuesday Even the Calender Goes WTF

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215. I'm Not Totally Useless: I Can be Used as a Bad Example

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216. Get Lost, Apple Sauce

See also 70's.

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217. "Go Step on a Lego"

Basically wishing hell upon a person. See also Legos.

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218. Well, at Least I Didn't Steal Christmas

The ultimate holiday comeback. See also Holidays.

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219. Remember That You're Unique, Just Like Everyone Else

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220. Alcoholics Anonymous is for Quitters

See also Alcohol.

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