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241. "There are three things I hate. Not being able to count and irony."

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242. Totes Brill

Or totally brilliant. See also 10's.

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243. "Hey Y'all, Watch This!"

Southern saying, usually before you say or do something really stupid. See also Southern.

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244. A Long-tailed Cat in a Room Full of Rocking Chairs

Southern saying for someone who is very nervous.

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245. There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

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246. It's Called Going to Work, Not Going to Fun

So says my dad. See also Work.

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247. I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God

The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.

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248. I'd Rather Do Something and Regret It than Do Nothing at All

What my rugby friends told me before we got our school logo branded on our butts.

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249. I'll Hold Your Beer

What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

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250. You Can Only Fish for So Long...

...until you have to put a stick of dynamite in the water. From the Big Bang Theory. Sentimental note about getting things done. See also Television.

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