Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

281. I'm Having a Good Face Day

Hey, it's not just hair that can look crappy once in awhile. Some days a face can look better than other days. See also Beauty, Hair.

Added by Amanda on February 8, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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282. Looks Like Hell Had an Auction

My grandma's favorite saying for a messy room. See also Elderly.

Added by grouchyteacher on December 27, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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283. That's What I Said to Her!

In place of "That's what she said".

Added by Visser on December 22, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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284. It'll Move Like Sh*t Through a Goose

Seriously, geese poop like it's going out of style. See also Profanity, Scatological.

Added by ScotFinch on November 13, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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285. It's Only a Party if Your Pants Are Off

Ain't that the truth ;) See also Nudity.

Added by Meez on November 13, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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286. It'll Make a Turd

That thing they're serving you... it might taste horrible, but at least it's functional. See also Food, Scatological.

Added by djPleth on November 8, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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287. Keep Your Hair On!

A response to somebody when they are inappropriately frustrated or being impatient. See also Hair.

Added by ScotFinch on October 31, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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288. Omg That Was Omg

In other words, "I can't believe it!"

Added by Amanda on October 8, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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289. That's What He Said

That's right, that's what he said.

Added by Ryan on September 16, 2009| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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290. Crap a Sh*t

When cursing becomes so bland it turns into a statement. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on August 16, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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