Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

301. That Beats a Hen Rooting Uphill Backwards

See also Animals.

Added by a Guest on May 23, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

302. Shiver-Me-Timbers

See also Pirates.

Added by a Guest on April 26, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

303. Whoa Nelly Furtado

An improvement upon "Whoa Nelly". See also Celebrities, Singers.

Added by a Guest on March 25, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

304. If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say, Don't Say Anything at All

Where's the fun in that?

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2008| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

305. A Pig in a Poke

WTF? See also Sayings.

Added by Tim on March 9, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Psst. Got something funnier? Add your own funny saying.

Funny Sayings

306. Nine Cents Short of a Dime

A colorful way to call someone crazy. See also Insults.

Added by a Guest on February 28, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

307. Hey, Leggo My Eggo!

Frequently overheard during the great waffle crime wave of the late 80's. See also Breakfast, Commercials, Television.

Added by Frank on February 11, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

308. This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things!

Favorite saying of suburban mothers when their bratty little kids are making a mess of things.

Added by Frank on January 28, 2008| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

309. Go Fly a Kite

Classic brush-off of suburban mothers.

Added by Brian on December 29, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

310. Your Kiss (Your Kiss) is on My List

So let me get this straight—the singer of this line admits to keeping a list of the women he plans to kiss? And said woman is supposed to be impressed by her inclusion? See also 80's, Music, Songs.

Added by Maya on December 17, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Top Contributors of Funny Sayings

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.