Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

271. I Cuss, You Cuss, We All Cuss for Asparagus

Unlike its twin saying about ice cream, the asparagus rhyme never made it big. See also Vegetables.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 7, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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272. Pensando En La Inmortalidad Del Cangrejo

"Contemplating the immortality of the crab", the random Spanish equivalent of "spacing out". See also Spanish.

Added by mellojello on March 6, 2010| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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273. Makes About as Much Sense as Bowling Cleats

A stellar variation on the "football bat."

Added by kevin on February 25, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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274. That Face Could Make a Freight Train Take a Dirt Road

This saying has legs and stands on its own. Anything more that I write might actually knock the shine off this gem.

Added by kevin on February 25, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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275. Going off Like a Frog in a Sock

The term is generally heard in a gig or a nightclub when the dance floor erupts to the sound of a particularly good piece of music.

Added by sbirchall on February 20, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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276. He's a Dog of His Own Trot

Similar to marching to one's own drum beat. See also Dogs.

Added by Opossum on February 15, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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277. I'm Having a Good Face Day

Hey, it's not just hair that can look crappy once in awhile. Some days a face can look better than other days. See also Beauty, Hair.

Added by Amanda on February 8, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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278. Looks Like Hell Had an Auction

My grandma's favorite saying for a messy room. See also Elderly.

Added by grouchyteacher on December 27, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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279. That's What I Said to Her!

In place of "That's what she said".

Added by Visser on December 22, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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280. It'll Move Like Sh*t Through a Goose

Seriously, geese poop like it's going out of style. See also Profanity, Scatological.

Added by ScotFinch on November 13, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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