Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

271. Makes About as Much Sense as Bowling Cleats

A stellar variation on the "football bat."

Added by kevin on February 25, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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272. That Face Could Make a Freight Train Take a Dirt Road

This saying has legs and stands on its own. Anything more that I write might actually knock the shine off this gem.

Added by kevin on February 25, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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273. Going off Like a Frog in a Sock

The term is generally heard in a gig or a nightclub when the dance floor erupts to the sound of a particularly good piece of music.

Added by sbirchall on February 20, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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274. He's a Dog of His Own Trot

Similar to marching to one's own drum beat. See also Dogs.

Added by Opossum on February 15, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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275. I'm Having a Good Face Day

Hey, it's not just hair that can look crappy once in awhile. Some days a face can look better than other days. See also Beauty, Hair.

Added by Amanda on February 8, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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276. Looks Like Hell Had an Auction

My grandma's favorite saying for a messy room. See also Elderly.

Added by grouchyteacher on December 27, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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277. That's What I Said to Her!

In place of "That's what she said".

Added by Visser on December 22, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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278. It'll Move Like Sh*t Through a Goose

Seriously, geese poop like it's going out of style. See also Profanity, Scatological.

Added by ScotFinch on November 13, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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279. It's Only a Party if Your Pants Are Off

Ain't that the truth ;) See also Nudity.

Added by Meez on November 13, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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280. It'll Make a Turd

That thing they're serving you... it might taste horrible, but at least it's functional. See also Food, Scatological.

Added by djPleth on November 8, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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