Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
271. Makes About as Much Sense as Bowling Cleats
A stellar variation on the "football bat."
Funny Sayings
272. That Face Could Make a Freight Train Take a Dirt Road
This saying has legs and stands on its own. Anything more that I write might actually knock the shine off this gem.
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273. Going off Like a Frog in a Sock
The term is generally heard in a gig or a nightclub when the dance floor erupts to the sound of a particularly good piece of music.
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274. He's a Dog of His Own Trot
Similar to marching to one's own drum beat. See also Dogs.
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275. I'm Having a Good Face Day
Hey, it's not just hair that can look crappy once in awhile. Some days a face can look better than other days. See also Beauty, Hair.
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276. Looks Like Hell Had an Auction
My grandma's favorite saying for a messy room. See also Elderly.
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278. It'll Move Like Sh*t Through a Goose
Seriously, geese poop like it's going out of style. See also Profanity, Scatological.
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280. It'll Make a Turd
That thing they're serving you... it might taste horrible, but at least it's functional. See also Food, Scatological.