Funny Sayings

321. Sticking Feathers Up Your Butt Does Not Make You a Chicken

As spoken by Brad Pitt in the movie Fight Club.

Added by Anthony on June 2, 2007| 6 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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322. That is the Smartest Thing I Have Ever Heard Anyone Say About Anything

See also Hyperbole.

Added by Brian on May 8, 2007| 5 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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323. Tough T*tty Little Kitty But The Milk's Run Dry

Added by a Guest on May 6, 2007| 12 Comments | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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324. That's Reedicks!

The lazy way to find something ridiculous.

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325. That's Bullsh*t, Because I'm Still Coughing

Subject line of a spam email I recently received. See also Computers, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on January 18, 2007| 4 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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326. "Playtime is Over!"

Warning: Only to be used when you "mean business."

Added by Frank on January 17, 2007| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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327. Git-R-Done

Courtesy of Larry the Cable Guy. See also Comics, Southern.

Added by Sheri on January 7, 2007| 7 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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328. These Colors Don't Run

Especially funny when misapplied. See also Patriotic.

Added by Anthony on December 27, 2006| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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329. It's Better to be Pissed off than Pissed on

See also Bathroom.

Added by Sheri on December 17, 2006| 13 Comments | 81 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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330. Hotter than a Wet Hornet

See also Animals.

Added by a Guest on December 15, 2006| 2 Comments | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike