Funny Sayings

321. I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like

Oh, snap! See also Innuendo.

Added by Anthony on June 20, 2007| 8 Comments | 45 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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322. Nothing's Sweeter than Derek Jeter

As spoken by fans Yankees games and often followed by "mmmm mmmm." See also Baseball.

Added by Anthony on June 9, 2007| 2 Comments | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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323. Sticking Feathers Up Your Butt Does Not Make You a Chicken

As spoken by Brad Pitt in the movie Fight Club.

Added by Anthony on June 2, 2007| 6 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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324. That is the Smartest Thing I Have Ever Heard Anyone Say About Anything

See also Hyperbole.

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325. Tough T*tty Little Kitty But The Milk's Run Dry

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326. That's Reedicks!

The lazy way to find something ridiculous.

Added by a Guest on January 25, 2007| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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327. That's Bullsh*t, Because I'm Still Coughing

Subject line of a spam email I recently received. See also Computers, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on January 18, 2007| 4 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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328. "Playtime is Over!"

Warning: Only to be used when you "mean business."

Added by Frank on January 17, 2007| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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329. Git-R-Done

Courtesy of Larry the Cable Guy. See also Comics, Southern.

Added by Sheri on January 7, 2007| 7 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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330. These Colors Don't Run

Especially funny when misapplied. See also Patriotic.

Added by Anthony on December 27, 2006| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike