Funny Sayings

321. Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy

From the song of the same name by the country group Big and Rich. See also Music.

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322. I Kiss Better than I Cook

This one is actually kind of sweet.

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323. You Got Effed in the Ay!

For when someone gets owned big-time. See also Profanity.

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324. Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me

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325. I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like

Oh, snap! See also Innuendo.

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326. Nothing's Sweeter than Derek Jeter

As spoken by fans Yankees games and often followed by "mmmm mmmm." See also Baseball.

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327. Sticking Feathers Up Your Butt Does Not Make You a Chicken

As spoken by Brad Pitt in the movie Fight Club.

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328. That is the Smartest Thing I Have Ever Heard Anyone Say About Anything

See also Hyperbole.

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329. Tough T*tty Little Kitty But The Milk's Run Dry

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330. That's Reedicks!

The lazy way to find something ridiculous.

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