Funny Sayings

311. Hey, Leggo My Eggo!

Frequently overheard during the great waffle crime wave of the late 80's. See also Breakfast, Commercials, Television.

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312. This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things!

Favorite saying of suburban mothers when their bratty little kids are making a mess of things.

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313. Go Fly a Kite

Classic brush-off of suburban mothers.

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314. Your Kiss (Your Kiss) is on My List

So let me get this straight—the singer of this line admits to keeping a list of the women he plans to kiss? And said woman is supposed to be impressed by her inclusion? See also 80's, Music, Songs.

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315. Spandex Is a Privilege, Not a Right

See also Clothes.

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316. Everyone's a Wiseguy

Usually spoken by someone's father.

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317. And How!

Does anyone say this anymore? See also Old-Timey.

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318. Dicked the Dog

A classic saying for making a large mistake, also known as "screwing the pooch". See also Animals.

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319. No Big Whoop

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320. You Keep Drinkin', I'll Keep Thinkin'

See also Alcohol.

Added by Frank on September 4, 2007| 1 Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike