Funny Sayings

311. Spandex Is a Privilege, Not a Right

See also Clothes.

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312. Everyone's a Wiseguy

Usually spoken by someone's father.

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313. And How!

Does anyone say this anymore? See also Old-Timey.

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314. Dicked the Dog

A classic saying for making a large mistake, also known as "screwing the pooch". See also Animals.

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315. No Big Whoop

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316. You Keep Drinkin', I'll Keep Thinkin'

See also Alcohol.

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317. Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy

From the song of the same name by the country group Big and Rich. See also Music.

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318. I Kiss Better than I Cook

This one is actually kind of sweet.

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319. You Got Effed in the Ay!

For when someone gets owned big-time. See also Profanity.

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320. Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me

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