Funny Sayings

251. I'll Hold Your Beer

What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by a Guest on November 1, 2012| Comment | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

252. You Can Only Fish for So Long...

...until you have to put a stick of dynamite in the water. From the Big Bang Theory. Sentimental note about getting things done. See also Television.

Added by Kyle on October 8, 2012| Comment | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

253. To a Toad, There is Nothing So Lovely as a She-Toad

Oscar Wilde said it.

Added by a Guest on August 16, 2012| Comment | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

254. He Does Everything Like He's Killing Snakes

A person who can't focus but takes on every task with excessive vim. And vigor. See also Reptiles.

Added by Tanabanana on July 25, 2012| Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

255. Nuckin' Futs

Added by a Guest on May 30, 2012| Comment | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

256. Please Park in Our Rear

My mom and I would get the giggles every time we saw this sign in front of a store. See also Sophomoric.

Added by grouchyteacher on May 20, 2012| Comment | 38 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

257. Leaving Boston is the Only Thing to Do in Boston

Added by ericluken on March 4, 2012| 2 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

258. Pobody's Nerfect

Added by Ryan on November 5, 2011| 1 Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

259. I Haven't Found a Way to Make Money by Poking Things with a Stick, so I'm in School

Added by a Guest on August 4, 2011| 1 Comment | 35 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

260. Moshi Moshi

The way to say hello when answering the phone in Japan. Fun for other countries too.

Added by annunaki on July 2, 2011| 1 Comment | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike