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251. To a Toad, There is Nothing So Lovely as a She-Toad

Oscar Wilde said it.

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252. He Does Everything Like He's Killing Snakes

A person who can't focus but takes on every task with excessive vim. And vigor. See also Reptiles.

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253. Nuckin' Futs

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254. Please Park in Our Rear

My mom and I would get the giggles every time we saw this sign in front of a store. See also Sophomoric.

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255. Leaving Boston is the Only Thing to Do in Boston

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256. Pobody's Nerfect

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257. I Haven't Found a Way to Make Money by Poking Things with a Stick, so I'm in School

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258. Moshi Moshi

The way to say hello when answering the phone in Japan. Fun for other countries too.

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259. Eat, Drink, and Be Merry for Tomorrow You May be in Utah

See also Utah.

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260. Strangers Have the Best Candy

I found this out the hard way.

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