Funny Sayings

231. There's No Mean Way to Say "Bubbles"

Added by a Guest on May 25, 2014| 9 Comments | 51 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

232. It takes 48 muscles to frown when you're annoyed with someone. It only takes 11 muscles to slap them.

My brother gave me this sage advice when we were growing up. Just before he slapped me. See also Violence.

Added by a Guest on May 20, 2014| 5 Comments | 148 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

233. Balloons are Like Friends

If you stab them, they die. See also Violence.

Added by a Guest on May 19, 2014| 6 Comments | 92 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

234. Ain't No Party Like a Communist Party

See also Russian.

Added by a Guest on April 2, 2014| 1 Comment | 23 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

235. Things I Hate

1. Anonymous Posts on the Internet
2. Bad Speleing
3. Irony
4. Lists

Added by a Guest on February 21, 2014| 8 Comments | 110 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

236. There Are 10 Types of People in This World: Those Who Know Binary, and Those Who Don't.

See also Computers, Nerds.

Added by a Guest on February 15, 2014| 8 Comments | 50 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

237. Turtleneck So High I Can't See My Haters

Added by a Guest on January 27, 2014| 1 Comment | 36 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

238. Same Sh*t, Different Toilet

When the second option is just as bad as the first. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on December 23, 2013| Comment | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

239. Friends are Like Cows, If You Eat Them They Will Die

Added by a Guest on December 6, 2013| 3 Comments | 38 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

240. Percussionists Bang for a Living

See also Drums.

Added by a Guest on November 7, 2013| Comment | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike