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231. Balloons are Like Friends

If you stab them, they die. See also Violence.

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232. Ain't No Party Like a Communist Party

See also Russian.

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233. Things I Hate

1. Anonymous Posts on the Internet
2. Bad Speleing
3. Irony
4. Lists

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234. There Are 10 Types of People in This World: Those Who Know Binary, and Those Who Don't.

See also Computers, Nerds.

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235. Turtleneck So High I Can't See My Haters

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236. Same Sh*t, Different Toilet

When the second option is just as bad as the first. See also Profanity.

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237. Friends are Like Cows, If You Eat Them They Will Die

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238. Percussionists Bang for a Living

See also Drums.

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239. "There are three things I hate. Not being able to count and irony."

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240. Totes Brill

Or totally brilliant. See also 10's.

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