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191. Every Day, Someone Unknowingly Takes That Day's Biggest Dump in the World

Makes you think doesn't it? See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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192. After Tuesday, the Calendar Goes WTF

Think about it.

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193. Donald Trump Looks Like the Villain in a Movie Where the Hero is a Dog

Thank you, @ruinedpicnic. See also Politics.

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194. Forget About the Past, You Can't Change It. Forget About the Future, You Can't Predict It. Forget About the Present, I Didn't Buy You One.

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195. When You Point Your Finger at Someone, You Point Three Fingers at Yourself

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196. You're Only as Stupid as Your Last Tweet

See also Internet.

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197. I Am, Therefore I Drink

See also Alcohol.

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198. That's Just Like Your Opinion, Man

See also Hippies.

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199. Just Because You're Tied to the Porch, it Doesn't Mean You Can't Bark at Cars

See also Dogs.

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200. You Know It's Cold Outside when You Go Oustide and It's Cold

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