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181. Everything Women Hate in Men They Love in Cats

Why do women like cats? They sleep out, laze about, and don't come when you call. See also Cats, Women.

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182. If You Clean out a Vacuum Cleaner, Technically You Become the Vacuum Cleaner

Mind blown.

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183. I’m CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. Shop

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184. I Love Everybody

Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. Some I'd love to punch in the face. See also Love.

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185. Nothing Sucks More than Having an Argument with a Dumb Person, then Realizing You've Been Wrong the Whole Time

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186. I Wondered Why the Ball Got Larger

Then it hit me.

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187. I'd Give My Right Hand to be Ambidextrous

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188. If My Best Friend Laughs, I Laugh. If She Cries, I Cry. If She Falls, I Laugh.

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189. In the South We Don't Hide Crazy. We Parade It Around on the Front Porch and Give It Sweet Tea.

Yep! See also Southern.

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190. I Lift Things Up and Put Them Down

Says this guy. See also Gym.

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