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181. Money Doesn't Grow on Trees, It Grows in ATMs

Logic of a 6-year-old. See also Money.

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182. Never Trust an Atom, They Make Up Everything

See also Science.

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183. There Are 10 Types of People in This World: Those Who Know Binary, Those Who Don't, and Those Who Weren't Expecting a Base 3 Joke

See also Computers.

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184. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Some Poems Rhyme, This One Doesn't

See also Poems.

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185. Alle Dinge Hat Eine Ende, Nur Wurst Hat Zwei

German saying translating to, "All things have one end, only sausage has two". See also German.

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186. Talking to your pets doesn't make you crazy. You're only crazy once they start talking back.

See also Pets.

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187. Everything Women Hate in Men They Love in Cats

Why do women like cats? They sleep out, laze about, and don't come when you call. See also Cats, Women.

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188. If You Clean out a Vacuum Cleaner, Technically You Become the Vacuum Cleaner

Mind blown.

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189. I’m CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. Shop

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190. I Love Everybody

Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. Some I'd love to punch in the face. See also Love.

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