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181. Alle Dinge Hat Eine Ende, Nur Wurst Hat Zwei

German saying translating to, "All things have one end, only sausage has two". See also German.

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182. Talking to your pets doesn't make you crazy. You're only crazy once they start talking back.

See also Pets.

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183. Everything Women Hate in Men They Love in Cats

Why do women like cats? They sleep out, laze about, and don't come when you call. See also Cats, Women.

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184. If You Clean out a Vacuum Cleaner, Technically You Become the Vacuum Cleaner

Mind blown.

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185. I’m CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. Shop

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186. I Love Everybody

Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. Some I'd love to punch in the face. See also Love.

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187. Nothing Sucks More than Having an Argument with a Dumb Person, then Realizing You've Been Wrong the Whole Time

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188. I Wondered Why the Ball Got Larger

Then it hit me.

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189. I'd Give My Right Hand to be Ambidextrous

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190. If My Best Friend Laughs, I Laugh. If She Cries, I Cry. If She Falls, I Laugh.

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