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71. Hot Mess Express

My friend was in science class, and we were all in our group laughing as she slathered glue on her paper and stuck random things to it. The teacher came by and said, "Honey, you are a hot mess express."

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72. Cheeto von Tweeto

Nickname for Donald Trump. See also Politics, Presidents.

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73. Sadeyes Von Gimmefood

Every dog ever. See also Dogs.

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74. The Dalai Drama

Your friend who can't help but start unnecessary drama. See also Religion.

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75. Al Frankenstien

Pretty sure it's spelled "Frankenstein." Look it up, Mr. President. See also Monsters, Politics, Presidents.

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76. Sonic the Hedgeteacher

For that teacher who talks so quickly you can't take any notes. See also Schools, Video Games.

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77. Mr. Wood

For someone who loves wood. See also Wood.

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78. Banana Bender

Colloquial Australian slang for someone from Queensland. See also Australian.

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79. Benadryl Cummerbund

See also Celebrities.

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80. The First Letter of Your Surname Switched with the First Letter of Your First Name

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