Funny Books
Funny Books
61. The Russian Tale About the Prince and His Thumbs
Here's the basic story. Once there was a prince who sucked his thumbs. His mother got so sick of it that she said, "If you suck on your thumbs ever again, you will not have no thumbs."
That night, the prince went into the dining room and sucked his thumbs.
Now he has no thumbs. See also Russian.
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63. The Joy of Sex
Alphabetically organized, and quite specific in detail, it was for many of us, our first sexual experience, or, for that matter, learning experience—carefully pulling the book down off the shelf when no one is home. By the way, they actually made a Vol. 2 with less hairy, scraggly people. See also 70's, Sex.
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65. My Beautiful Mommy Shop
A book that helps children understand why Mommy disappeared for three days and then came back twenty pounds lighter and with a new nose. See also Plastic Surgery.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny book?
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66. The Secret Shop
Before I read The Secret I was fat and unsuccessful. Now I am rich and slim.
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67. Facercise Shop
A dynamic muscle-toning program for renewed vitality and a more youthful appearance. See also Middle Age.
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68. Hydroponics Indoor Horticulture Shop
The guy you knew in college with the three-foot-high marijuana plants growing in his closet usually had this book sitting on his coffee table. See also College, Drugs, Stoners.
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69. The Secret Language of Babies Shop
No lie, babies communicate in a top-secret language. See also Babies.