Funny Books
Funny Books
51. What Men Know About Women Shop
One hundred pages of absolutely nothing. See also Women.
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52. Pardon Me, You’re Stepping On My Eyeball Shop
A 1970s coming-of-age novel for young adults, much to the dismay of readers expecting something else. See also 70's.
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54. Time-Life Mysteries of the Unknown Shop
"Chicago. A man is about to get on a routine flight. Suddenly he pauses. He doesn't know why, but he's got to walk away. An hour later the plan goes down in flames. It's dismissed as chance." See also 80's, Commercials.
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55. The Phone Book
Book mostly used for things other than finding a phone number, e.g. a step reach something high or as a prop for a muscle man to tear in half.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny book.
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56. What’s Wrong With My Snake? Shop
For starters, its owner owns a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.
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57. My Dad Lives in a Downtown Hotel Shop
Not a great book to own, but at least it’s not My Dad Sells Life Insurance. See also 70's.
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58. I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much Shop
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59. The Pocket Book of Boners Shop
An omnibus of schoolboy howlers and unconscious humor. See also Children.
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60. The Russian Tale About the Prince and His Thumbs
Here's the basic story. Once there was a prince who sucked his thumbs. His mother got so sick of it that she said, "If you suck on your thumbs ever again, you will not have no thumbs."
That night, the prince went into the dining room and sucked his thumbs.
Now he has no thumbs. See also Russian.