Frank's Entries
Funny Toys
71. Photon: The Ultimate Game on Planet Earth
Photon was a laser tag game back in the 80's. As I remember, there was also a TV show, and a series of novels based on the game—surely scintillating reads. It's tag line was "The Ultimate Game on Planet Earth". See also 80's.
Funny Things
74. Laser Pointers
A futuristic way to spice up a bland powerpoint presentation and a useful device for annoying fellow moviegoers. See also 90's.
Funny People
75. "Oh-My-God" Girls
A term I coined to describe the female equivalent of "douchebag". These are the young drama queens who usually work in the PR or fashion industries, live their lives trying to emulate their favorite TV shows, and can frequently be heard exclaiming "Oh my God!" to their 9 "BFFs." Typically travel in large groups, all dress the same, and were heavily into their sororities in college.
Funny Products
77. The International Star Registry
Seems like a dumb concept—"pay $139 to have a star in the sky named after you"—but this business has been going strong since the 70's. Definitely invented by some guy from Jersey. See also Astronomy.
Funny Things to Do
78. Marrying Elizabeth Taylor
Hey, it happens to the best of us. See also Celebrities.
Funny Names
79. Gilchrist Peabody
Gilchrist Peabody is the name of the fictitious lawyer whose services I invoke whenever I suspect things aren't on the up-and-up. I figured that name would look pretty intimidating on the letterhead. See also Made Up.
Funny Things
80. Fangoria
A really cool horror movie magazine. I like to leave it out on my coffee table when I bring the ladies over. See also Nerds.
