Tyler's Entries

Funny Instruments

91. Keytar Shop

A keyboard worn and played like a guitar. (De rigueur for 80s cover bands.) See also 80's, Music.

Added by Tyler on September 23, 2006| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

92. "Martinis make you mean. Manhattans make you a mellow fellow."

A funny Kurt Vonnegut Quote and true to boot. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by Tyler on September 19, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny TV Shows

93. Airwolf

Not to be confused with Blue Thunder, this movie/television show starred Jan-Michael Vincent (as Stringfellow Hawke) and Ernest Borgnin as two pilots of an advanced battle copter that was basically a flying KITT car (Knight Industries Two Thousand) without wheels. See also Television.

Added by Tyler on September 17, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

94. Inducing Sneezes with Pepper

See also Old-Timey, Pranks.

Added by Tyler on September 16, 2006| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

95. Sansabelt Mens' Pants Shop

Yes, there's actually a brand of mens' pants called Sansabelt that sells pants—well, how can I put this—sans belt. See also Casual, Middle Age.

Added by Tyler on September 7, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

96. Pangea

Onetime supercontinent surrounded by the super-ocean Panthalassa. See also Science.

Added by Tyler on September 2, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

97. The Clink

Where the Police Cops take burglars after being arrested for the smash-and-grab. See also Crime, Jail.

Added by Tyler on August 29, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

98. The Smoke Cloak

"A revolutionary security machine that stops burglary by filling any room with thick smoke during a criminal attack." Please note, it even stops smash-and grab. See also Crime.

Added by Tyler on August 26, 2006| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

99. Smash-and-Grab

A burglary technique perpetrated by burglars. See also Crime.

Added by Tyler on August 26, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

100. The Bog of Eternal Stench

Though it could be a euphemism for any number of things, the Bog of Eternal Stench is an obstacle Jennifer Connolly and group of Muppets must negotiate in the movie Labyrinth. See also 80's, Movies.

Added by Tyler on August 17, 2006| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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