Funny Jobs

Funny Jobs

11. Lifeguard at the Olympics

Do you need help, Mr. Phelps? See also Swimming, Useless.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 1, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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12. Foot-Holder

Medieval Welsh kings employed a foot-holder whose duty it was to rub his feet. See also Medieval.

Added by a Guest on October 23, 2021| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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13. Printer Ink Replacer

The pay must be good.

Added by a Guest on August 3, 2021| Comment | You Like This |

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14. The Little Cousin Player-Wither

You know, when you’re at a family gathering and you’re the one person who always has to play with your young old cousin. See also Family.

Added by a Guest on March 22, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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15. Cat Bather

This might not end well… See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on January 26, 2021| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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16. Flashlight Holder

When your dad is working on something in the dark, and you have to stand behind him with the weapon of light.

Added by a Guest on December 14, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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17. Butter Taste-Tester

“This one tastes more yellow.” See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on November 4, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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18. Scuba-Diving Pizza-Delivery Man

The person who delivers pizza to underwater hotels.

Added by a Guest on October 28, 2020| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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19. Horse Butthole Cleaner

See also Horses, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on May 18, 2020| 10 Comments | You Like This |

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20. Penguin Breeder

Come on penguins, go do it. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 20, 2020| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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