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Funny Insults

1. Cock Face Licker

very ugly person

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Funny Nicknames

2. Phleglm

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Funny Words

3. Varmint

don't be such a varmint by making me explain why this is funny. it's just indubitably a funny word...hey - indubitably!! now that's funny

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Funny Books

4. Steal This Book

Book from 1971, written by Abbie Hoffman, that gave advice on growing marijuana, shoplifting, making pipe bombs, and other ways to rebel against authority. See also 70's.

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Funny Dances

5. The Bus Stop

See also 90's.

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Funny Dances

6. The Cabbage Patch

See also 90's.

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Funny Diseases

7. Scabies

Contagious skin infection caused by mites. Doctor friend of mine said they had to be careful not to pick up scabies while treating the homeless when he worked at Bellevue in Manhattan.

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Funny Diseases

8. CRS

What my mom says she is suffering from when she forgets something. (Can't Remember S***.) See also Profanity.

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Funny Euphemisms

9. Cold Front

A woman's nipples that are showing prominently through her shirt, often from being cold.

"There's a cold front coming through." See also Body.

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Funny Euphemisms

10. Free 99

One way to say you stole something.

How much did that shirt cost you?

"Free 99." See also Crime.

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