Anthony's Entries

Funny Phrases

121. Shit Sandwich

An unpleasant activity or event, known in French as a croque à merde. See also Food, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on October 7, 2007| 2 Comments | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

122. Werther’s Original Shop

My candy smells like old people.

Added by Anthony on October 6, 2007| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

123. Hat Pins

As far as I can tell, these are only useful for popping balloons and poking people in the ass. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on October 4, 2007| 1 Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Products

124. Body Pillows Shop

No, nothing unseemly about this at all.

Added by Anthony on September 19, 2007| 3 Comments | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

125. Printing Online Porn

Added by Anthony on August 23, 2007| 2 Comments | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

126. I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like

Oh, snap! See also Innuendo.

Added by Anthony on June 20, 2007| 8 Comments | 45 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Videos

127. Legs

Strip-mall bullies are no match for ZZ Top and a makeover as a girl learns to use her legs and find true love. See also 80's, Nerds.

Added by Anthony on June 10, 2007| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

128. Nothing's Sweeter than Derek Jeter

As spoken by fans Yankees games and often followed by "mmmm mmmm." See also Baseball.

Added by Anthony on June 9, 2007| 2 Comments | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

129. Sticking Feathers Up Your Butt Does Not Make You a Chicken

As spoken by Brad Pitt in the movie Fight Club.

Added by Anthony on June 2, 2007| 6 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

130. Hooker With a Heart of Gold

She's a close associate of the stripper working her way through graduate school. See also Prostitution.

Added by Anthony on May 28, 2007| 1 Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike