Anthony's Entries

Funny Things

141. Vomitorium

Cecil Adams sets the record straight on vomitoriums in his column The Straight Dope, but I still prefer the misconception. See also Food.

Added by Anthony on February 18, 2007| 1 Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

142. Granny Flab

A headline in today's New York Post read, "Stick-Thin's Unhealthy, but Granny Flab is unsightly." See also Weight.

Added by Anthony on February 15, 2007| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

143. Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

Another it-rhymes-so-it-must-be-true bit of advice.

Added by Anthony on January 29, 2007| Comment | 48 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

144. Freedom Fries

We can thank Republican congressmen Robert W. Ney and Walter B. Jones Jr. for both freedom fries and freedom toast. See also Politics.

Added by Anthony on January 29, 2007| 2 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

145. Where the Dick Am I?

Added by Anthony on January 20, 2007| 8 Comments | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

146. Mom, Do You Douche?

From a famously cringe-inducing commercial, question a daughter asks a mother during a beach stroll. See also 80's.

Added by Anthony on January 20, 2007| 7 Comments | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

147. G-Dammit

See also Blasphemy.

Added by Anthony on January 19, 2007| 1 Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

148. Nude and Resplendent

It's an interesting contrast to nude and rude.

Added by Anthony on January 18, 2007| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

149. That's Bullsh*t, Because I'm Still Coughing

Subject line of a spam email I recently received. See also Computers, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on January 18, 2007| 4 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

150. Sh*tcan

As in, "I never got your email—Hotmail must have shitcanned it." See also Profanity.

Added by Anthony on January 15, 2007| 3 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike