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Funny Animals

161. Animals That Wear Monocles

Including this cat, this dog, and the Hustler Beaver. This list does not, however, include Scrooge McDuck (who wears half glasses) and Mr. Peanut (who is a not an animal but a legume.) See also Anthromorphication, Cartoons.

Added by Anthony on November 11, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

162. Burying Obese People in Pianos

I've often heard the piano-coffin cited as the mark of the truly obese deceased. (Is it that much harder to build a larger coffin?) See also Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on October 1, 2006| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

163. Gay Nerd

Classic third-grade insult. See also Sophomoric.

Added by Anthony on September 29, 2006| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

164. Rockin' the Dockers

Wearing Dockers out on on a Saturday night. Double points when worn with a white Polo oxford. See also Casual, Clothes.

Added by Anthony on September 17, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

165. Colicky Baby

I know a perpetually crying baby is no laughing matter, but for me the phrase always conjures up images of those mean cartoon babies who wear stubble and smoke cigar.

Added by Anthony on September 4, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

166. Swimming in a T-Shirt at the Town Pool

Added by Anthony on June 20, 2006| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

167. Stone Phillips

What can I say? The guy's a douchebag. Especially since his new haircut. See also Journalists.

Added by Anthony on June 11, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

168. Victoria's Secret Blue Jeans

Even Victoria's Secret models don't look good in the high-waisted jeans they insist on including in every catalog. See also Denim.

Added by Anthony on May 22, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

169. Extramarital Calisthenics

See also Sex.

Added by Anthony on May 13, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

170. Color Me Badd

More specifically, Bryan Abrams, Mark Calderon, Kevin Thornton, and Sam Waters. (I believe Sam Waters was the guy with the Kenny G hair.) See also 90's, Singers.

Added by Anthony on May 11, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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