Anthony's Entries
Funny Animals
161. Animals That Wear Monocles
Including this cat, this dog, and the Hustler Beaver. This list does not, however, include Scrooge McDuck (who wears half glasses) and Mr. Peanut (who is a not an animal but a legume.) See also Anthromorphication, Cartoons.
Funny Things to Do
162. Burying Obese People in Pianos
I've often heard the piano-coffin cited as the mark of the truly obese deceased. (Is it that much harder to build a larger coffin?) See also Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
164. Rockin' the Dockers
Wearing Dockers out on on a Saturday night. Double points when worn with a white Polo oxford. See also Casual, Clothes.
Funny People
165. Colicky Baby
I know a perpetually crying baby is no laughing matter, but for me the phrase always conjures up images of those mean cartoon babies who wear stubble and smoke cigar.
Funny People
167. Stone Phillips
What can I say? The guy's a douchebag. Especially since his new haircut. See also Journalists.
Funny Clothes
168. Victoria's Secret Blue Jeans
Even Victoria's Secret models don't look good in the high-waisted jeans they insist on including in every catalog. See also Denim.
Funny People
170. Color Me Badd
More specifically, Bryan Abrams, Mark Calderon, Kevin Thornton, and Sam Waters. (I believe Sam Waters was the guy with the Kenny G hair.) See also 90's, Singers.