Anthony's Entries
Funny Products
181. Diners Club Card
I've always thought it would be funny if your excuse for not paying for a date was that the restaurant didn't take Diners Club.
Funny Phrases
185. To Boot
A friend once wrote of turkeys, "They certainly are filthy little bastardsand ornery, to boot." The same friend predicted that the following would be said of us posthumously,"Man, those guys were geniuses, but they were real shits as peopleand horny, to boot!"
Funny Phrases
187. Assed Out
Upon learning that I was too tall to be an astronaut, a friend commented, "You're assed out, stretch." See also Profanity.
Funny Euphemisms
188. Break Wind
Of all the euphemisms for flatulance, I believe "break wind" is the funniest.
Funny Phrases
189. Raspy Brap
The sound emitted by my radar detector was identified as a "raspy brap" in the instruction manual.
Funny Tattoos
190. Horsesh*t and Gunsmoke
Right arm "Horsesh*t." Left arm "Gunsmoke." See also Profanity, Western.