Anthony's Entries
Funny Things to Do
171. Freezing Soup in Ice Cube Trays
I wouldn't mind this so much if the people who did this weren't always so damn smug about it. Preparing single serving sizes of soup for future consumption does not make you cleverit makes you lame. See also Arrogant.
Funny Sayings
172. I Haven't Had So Much Fun Since the Hogs Ate Little Sister.
This is squarely in the tradition of Southern Gothic. See also Animals.
Funny Phrases
173. Rare and Fancy
Outside of souvenir shops, these adjectives are seldom properly used together. See also Tourists.
Funny Things to Do
174. Puking into a Beer Bottle
It might sound like a clever or even polite thing to do, but it never works. The opening is just too small. See also Drunk.
Funny Words
175. Callipygian
According to dictionary.com, this fancy sounding word means "having beautifully proportioned buttocks," as in "the quest for the callipygian ideal."
Funny Phrases
176. The Underwear That's Fun to Wear
This is the Underoos slogan, and it remains very hard to argue with.
Funny Conveyances
177. Van
I think most kidnappers have now abandoned this vehicle as an obvious tip-off to their intentions. See also Anxiety.
Funny Phrases
178. Nude and Rude
This is the name of an Iggy Pop Album, but that doesn't make it any less funny.
Funny Things
179. The Leather of Imaginary Animals
There is something especially decadent about owning a unicorn-skin jacket. See also Clothes, Made Up.
Funny Things
180. Black Ice
A suburban menance second in perceived danger only to the undertow. See also Anxiety.