Guest Entries
Funny Phrases
4031. Non-Food Articles
At some point in your life, someone probably told you not to eat or microwave these.
Funny Clothes
4032. Baby Bjorn
Pouch to put your kid in and wear around at a mall. See also Yuppies.
Funny Movies
4033. Gingerdead Man 2: Passion Of The Crust Shop
A horror movie featuring a serial killer who's soul has entered a gingerbread cookie that turns homicidal. See also Horror.
Funny Advice
4035. Don't Put Metal in the Microwave
Your mother, microwave instruction manuals, and the entire world probably all warned you about this at least once. See also Anxiety, Dangerous.
Funny Foods
4036. Turducken Shop
A chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey. See also Holidays.
Funny Products
4038. The Clapper Shop
For when you have the energy to produce deafening claps, but not for leaning to the side and flipping a switch. See also 80's, Elderly, Unnecessary.
Funny Jobs
4040. Phlebotomist
The people that draw your blood at the hospital, aka vampires. See also Medicine.
