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Funny Animals

4031. Aquatic Scrotum

The aquatic scrotum, the scientific name for a frog which generally resides in Lake Titicaca, is a large, wrinkly frog, with layers of skin that it uses to breathe. They're considered to be good luck because they supposedly bring rain, and are honored, hugged, kissed and stroked until the rain comes, when they are released back into their natural habitat. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Animals

4032. Shih Tzu

Otherwise known as the "lion dog". See also Pets, Sophomoric.

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Funny Names

4033. Eric Shin

See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Words

4034. Flume

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Funny Places

4035. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Station, North Wales

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Funny Movies

4036. Armageddon

Released a month after Deep Impact, this movie helped feed a nation's lust for space-death. "The United States government just asked us to save the world. Anyone wanna say no?" See also 90's, Space.

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Funny Diseases

4037. Tarantism

An uncontrollable urge to dance, as in "Reverend Shaw Moore will not tolerate your taratism, nor the looseness it causes in your feet." Italians thought it was caused by tarantula bites. See also Animals, Dances, Italian.

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Funny Things

4038. Wankel Rotary Engine

Invented by German engineer Felix Wankel, which uses a rotor instead of reciprocating pistons. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Tattoos

4039. Fingerstache

Mustache tattooed on the inside of the index finger. You hold it under your nose with the rest of your fingers closed against your palm. See also Hair.

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Funny Animals

4040. A Dog Running Out of a Butcher Shop With a String of Sausages in Its Mouth

Preferably a scrappy little scamp who could be called Rags and a red-faced butcher running after him with an apron and big red cheeks looking like he's about to pop an embolism. See also Old-Timey, Pets.

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