Guest Entries
Funny Advice
4031. You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.
An emperical truth of the universe. See also Food, Health, Profanity.
Funny Nicknames
4032. Captain Awesome and Mr. Fabulous
I like to use this for two guys who are attached at the hip and they think they rock.
Funny TV Shows
4034. Captain N: The Game Master
With his trusty NES Zapper and Power Pad holstered in his belt, Kevin Keene and his band of unlikely heroes clashed again and again with the forces of King Hippo, Dr. Wily, and the infamous Mother Brain throughout the domain of Videoland. See also 80's, Cartoons, Video Games.
Funny Things
4035. Dick Stick
The small, silver handle that flushes a urinal. Why's it called a dick stick? Well, think about the last thing your hand touches before you touch it. And then think about all the guys that preceded you. See also Bathroom.
Funny Drinks
4036. Strawberry Yum-Yum
A strawberry drink mixed with rum and vodka. See also Alcohol.
Funny Phrases
4037. Garden Variety
Especially when used to describe things that do not sound so innocent and commonplace, such as "garden-variety nuclear reactors."
Funny Things to Do
4039. Taking a Power Shower
A precursor to the dressing drink. See also Alcohol, Bathroom.
