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Funny Euphemisms

4001. Shut the Front Door

Commonly heard, G-rated phrase from young kids in lieu of "Shut the F*** Up". See also Profanity.

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Funny Foods

4002. Tater Tots Shop

Also known as Redneck french fries.

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Funny Things to Do

4003. Twirling Your Mustache

When deep in thought, twirl your mustache. This conveys to others just how deep in thought you are.

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Funny Diseases

4004. Parrot Fever

Infectious disease contracted by inhaling bird feces. See also Birds.

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Funny Toys

4005. Dinobots

See also 80's.

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Funny Phrases

4006. Shiza Minelli

As in "Shiza Minelli, it's cold outside!" See also Celebrities.

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Funny Diseases

4007. Proctalgia Fugax

Quite literally a pain in the ass.

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Funny Things to Do

4008. Using a Golf Umbrella on the Street

See also Annoying, Golf.

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Funny Things to Do

4009. Choking on a Pretzel

See also Presidents, Snacks.

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Funny Words

4010. Petcocks Shop

Small valve used to control the flow of liquid or gas. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on March 30, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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