Guest Entries
Funny Questions
3992. How's the Weather Up There?
Usually followed by the shorter person becoming an elbow rest.
Funny Toys
3995. Centrifugal Bumble-Puppy
Playground game of the future as described in Aldous Huxley's Brave New World. See also Literature.
Funny Foods
3996. Butternut Squash Soup
It sounds like a combination of four foods when it's really only one.
Funny Insults
3998. Johnny No-Stars
Funny Places
4000. Dildo, Newfoundland
It's on the map, and I hope to go there. See also Sophomoric.