Guest Entries

3981. "I'm thinking about lice!"

Said by random girl in my class during an awkward silence.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2008| 15 Comments | 74 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3982. If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say, Don't Say Anything at All

Where's the fun in that?

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2008| 5 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3983. Sweater Vests Shop

It's a sweater. It's a vest. It's a sweater vest.

Added by a Guest on March 18, 2008| 4 Comments | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3984. Assumed Room Temperature

Euphemism for death.

Added by a Guest on March 18, 2008| 2 Comments | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3985. Cardboard Kegger

Event of choice for those who like to party with boxed wine. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on March 18, 2008| 2 Comments | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

As spoken by disgraced Miss Teen USA contestant Lauren Caitlin Upton, e.g. "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children." See also Geography, Places.

Added by a Guest on March 17, 2008| 3 Comments | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

3987. Sassafras

Funny Phrases

3988. It's Britney, Bitch

I said, "It's Britney, Bitch". See also Celebrities, Music, Singers.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2008| 3 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

3989. Fucking, Austria

Yep. See also European, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2008| 10 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

3990. Hornswoggle

Added by a Guest on March 12, 2008| 19 Comments | 35 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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