Guest Entries
Funny Quotes
3953. "I'm thinking about lice!"
Said by random girl in my class during an awkward silence.
Funny Sayings
3954. If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say, Don't Say Anything at All
Where's the fun in that?
Funny Things
3957. Cardboard Kegger
Event of choice for those who like to party with boxed wine. See also Alcohol.
Funny Phrases
3958. The Iraq
As spoken by disgraced Miss Teen USA contestant Lauren Caitlin Upton, e.g. "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children." See also Geography, Places.
Funny Phrases
3960. It's Britney, Bitch
I said, "It's Britney, Bitch". See also Celebrities, Music, Singers.